Sir you
| Waiter jokes
Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !
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Two Italian
| Business jokes
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other " hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?" pointing to the supervisor. The other says, "I don't know, go ask him." So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says "
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Father Christmas lost
| Christmas jokes
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!
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There are only two four letter words that are
| Men jokes
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".
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Q: Why are violas so large?
| Music jokes
Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, just that the viola player's heads are so small.
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Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school? I wouldn’t fit through the door.