Two cannibals were having lunch.
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having lunch. "Your wife makes a great soup," said one to the other. "Yes!" agreed the first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
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And then there was the Newfie who was
| Idiot and fool jokes
And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd tried to hang himself with a rubber band.
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Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give
| Dentist jokes
Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"
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Why did the janitor take early retirement?
| Humor jokes
Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
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Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !
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Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!