Why didn't the dog want to play football?
| Sport jokes
Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!
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What's an extroverted accountant?
| Accountant jokes
What's an extroverted accountant? One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a
| Dog jokes
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !
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Recruits were shocked at the language the
| Military jokes
Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?" "Learnit, hell, it's a gift," proudly informed the NCO.
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Have you heard about the goodweather
| Witch jokes
Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.
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What old-time song is the burgers’ favourite? ‘Hammy’ – as sung by Al Jolson!