Great news,
| Mental health jokes
Great news, Mr. Oscarson, the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again." "Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied. "And just to prove it, I want
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How do we know burgers love young
| Burger jokes
How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!
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Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your
| Humor jokes
Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
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A young bloke has started work on a
| Car and train jokes
A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but come evening he's half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if he's all right. "I've got a problem, Boss. I'm stuck 'ere. I've hit a pig!" "Ah well, these
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A driver pulled up beside a rundown
| Car and train jokes
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines. "Don't know," the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirr
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What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!