CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig
| Waiter jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
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What is the witches motto ?
| Witch jokes
What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !
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What did the cannibal have for
| Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).
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How do
| Aardvark jokes
How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
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Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case
| Book title jokes
Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case
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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ‘ Sis,’ he said, ‘I wish you’d sing Christmas carols. ‘That’s nice of you, Alfie,’ she replied. ‘Why ?’ ‘Then I’d only have to hear you once a year !