Dont’ Wake the Baby

Salesman: This jug is

| Salesmen jokes

Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland." Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?'

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One day a guy was driving with his

| Car and train jokes

One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, daddy." He replied, "How'd you know?" The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE! afterw

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What do you get if you cross a sports

| Journalist jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !

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On the way to

| Children jokes

On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May

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Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ?

| School jokes

Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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Dont’ Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries