What did one mouse say to the other
| Computer jokes
What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.
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Retired gentlemen went to apply for social
| Dirty jokes
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he has left his wallet at home. He told the woma
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What's the fastest cake in the world?
| Food jokes
What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
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John: "I'm a man of few words."
| Marriage jokes
John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."
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Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!
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All Aboard! by Abel Seamann