A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a
| Car and train jokes
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got a phone in my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, "Yes, I h
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer
| Cow jokes
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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Great news, teacher says we have a test today
| School jokes
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!
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One of my husband's duties as a novice drill
| Military jokes
One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!" Checking to see that
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Why are parents boring?
| Parent jokes
Why are parents boring? Because they're groan-ups.
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What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels.