Daughter: I will never learn to
| Spelling jokes
Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words.
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A mother was teaching her three
| Religious jokes
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end..."And lead us not into
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My brother's on a seafood
| Food jokes
My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
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Q: What do you call a frog
| Frog jokes
Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!
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You said this horse could
| Horse jokes
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
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Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.