A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
| Police jokes
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on! Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me k
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A person is in the hospital and asked his
| Lawyer jokes
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldn't make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and asks him to come and sit by his bed. Right before the person dies, the
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What kind of baseball do burgers
| Burger jokes
What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!
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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?
| Frog jokes
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !
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Q: What do you call four Blondes in a
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin'
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Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.