Q: How can you tell a blonde is being

Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is

| Telephone jokes

Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!

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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?

| Fishing jokes

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !

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Who rode a dog and was a confederate general

| Insect jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !

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Do you think my skin is starting to show its

| Old age jokes

Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?" "I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."

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Q: What did one flea say to the other flea

| Insect jokes

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?

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Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.