I never thought that the Internet was very
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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
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An accountant is having a hard
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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What insect runs away from everything ?
| Insect jokes
What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !
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A truck driver was going down a steep incline
| Dirty jokes
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn't move. He finally brought the truck' to a halt inches from them. The truck driver go
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I'm suffering from bad breath
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I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.
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In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. “I think I’m the smartest woman on earth.” “POOF!” She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p> “I think I’m the prettiest woman on earth.” “POOF!” She disappears. The blonde goes up. “I think–” “POOF!”