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What is uglier than an aardvark?

| Aardvark jokes

What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the

| Criminal jokes

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.

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A boy with an elephant on his head went to

| Elephant jokes

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"

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Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his

| Dirty jokes

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went

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Q. What do you

| Clinton jokes

Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton'

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Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, “I wonder whether she’s a natural blonde or a bleached blonde.” Her friend said, “She’s a suicide blonde.” The other said, “Suicide blonde? What’s that?” The friend said, “Dyed by her own hand!”