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What do you call an overweight ET ?

| Space jokes

What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !

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Did you hear about the piglets

| Pig jokes

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.

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How can you tell a rabbit from a

| Various animal jokes

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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How do thunderstorms invest their

| Money jokes

How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets'

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If you tell a joke in the forest, but

| Answer me this jokes

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, “Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!” She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, “If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?” The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, “157.” The farmer was amazed – she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. “If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”