What did the burglar

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.

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Papa, who was Hamlet?

| Parent jokes

Papa, who was Hamlet? "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."

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Why were you late ?

| School jokes

Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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What dogs never get lost?

| Dog jokes

What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

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A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in

| Food jokes

A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you the first time," came the reply.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.