Have you heard about the
| Elephant jokes
Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
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A person is in the hospital and asked his
| Lawyer jokes
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldn't make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and asks him to come and sit by his bed. Right before the person dies, the
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Woman: Why are you begging for a
| History jokes
Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
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How do you hire a teddy bear?
| Various animal jokes
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !
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If your dog is
| Women jokes
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Were any famous men born on your birthday? “No, only little babies.”