Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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Why do mice have long tails ?
| Mouse jokes
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !
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A small boy was
| Political jokes
A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?" "About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied promptly. "NO!" exploded the teacher.. "I mean, how MANY members does it have? How did you get 5 feet 2 inches?" "Well," replied the boy, "my father is 6 feet tall and every
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Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into
| Cow jokes
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
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Why couldn't the baby camel
| Internet jokes
Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet? Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday.