Did you hear about the tree’s

The cross eyed judge looked at the three

| Judge jokes

The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?" "Not guilty" said the second defendant. "I wasn't talking to you" the judge replied. "I never said a word" the third defendant replied.

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What do you call a tired cow?

| Cow jokes

What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!

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What stars go to jail?

| Criminal jokes

What stars go to jail? Shooting stars.

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Reporter: To

| Journalist jokes

Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.

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A husband and wife were shopping when the wife

| Humor jokes

A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric." The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?"

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Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one!