Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch
| Food jokes
Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
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Why were the burgers in the
| Burger jokes
Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!
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A man was getting a haircut prior to a
| Hair and bald jokes
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the
| Religious jokes
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber pot. The nuns agreed
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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails
| E-mail jokes
What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.
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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum’s too frightened he’ll break it!