Why did the composer spend all his time in
| Bed jokes
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.
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How to you tell the
| Elephant jokes
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !
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A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a
| Car and train jokes
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got a phone in my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, "Yes, I h
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A history joke
| School jokes
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
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Will you come to my party on
| Birthday jokes
Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you won't be empty-handed, will you!
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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !