A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
| Parent jokes
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong
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How did the basketball court get wet?
| Sport jokes
How did the basketball court get wet? The players dribbled all over it!
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Teacher: Why does the
| School jokes
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !
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One day an Englishman, an
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fishe
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I'd like a new frog, please.
| Frog jokes
I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.
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Why did the chicken cross the “net” ? It wanted to get to the other site !