Three men stood before a judge on a charge of
| Humor jokes
Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too." Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, we
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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to
| Criminal jokes
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked
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Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears
| Mouse jokes
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
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Why is 4,840 square
| Teeth jokes
Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.
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What kind of dog sounds
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !
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What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird !