What do you get if you cross a woodpecker

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous

| Snake jokes

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !

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Policeman: Why didn't you check your

| Salesmen jokes

Policeman: Why didn't you check your speedometer? Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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Customer: I'd like a watch that tells

| Time jokes

Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.

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What do you get if you cross

| Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

| Dog jokes

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !