Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain
| Waiter jokes
Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.
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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at
| Dog jokes
What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection? A pointer!
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Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass
| Halloween jokes
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
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Q: Complete the following word analogy:
| Computer jokes
Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A: Number 4.
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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
| Ghost jokes
Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.