What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers
| Elephant jokes
What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !
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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and
| Various animal jokes
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !
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Police Officer: Why are you driving in a
| Car and train jokes
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
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Why did the dog say he was an
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.
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At the scene of a bank raid
| Humor jokes
At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspector was furious. "But I told you to put a man on all the exits!" he roared. "How could he have got away?" "He left by one of the entrances, sir!"
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Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?’