What’s the hardest thing about learning to

Student: "Would it be possible to

| Computer jokes

Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card. So I don't think we could do that."

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What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

| Dog jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!

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A man comes in to the room

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, "Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?" The husband replies, "No - I'm turning the heating off.

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A blonde walks up

| Blonde jokes

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches he

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Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for

| Dog jokes

Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.

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What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.