The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

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Stay out of sight -

| Book title jokes

Stay out of sight - Lei Lo

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Me: "What is that noise?"

| Computer jokes

Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't know." Me: "Like a fax machine or something?" Customer: "I don't know. Some

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A guy walking down a street one

| Idiot and fool jokes

A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack." The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got

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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read

| School jokes

Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !

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The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -“Geez, are you lucky.” The cyclist says. -“What do you mean by lucky ?” The pedestrian angrily asks. “I got hurt really bad.” -“Ah, you’re lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus.”