What kind of tiles can't you stick on
| Various animal jokes
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !
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Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large
| Hunting jokes
Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot. 'Don't waste your time,' Pat hollered. 'The rifle is not loaded. 'I can't wait,' Mike shouted back. 'The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!
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What do you get when you cross a cow with a
| Cow jokes
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!
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Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw
| Political jokes
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What's a skunk's favourite game
| Various animal jokes
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!
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Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won’t come to them.