Whats green and goes round and round at 100
| Frog jokes
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
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What do you get when you cross a Cuban
| Ethnic jokes
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo'
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
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Why did the dog jump into the sea?
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!
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Q: How many auto mechanics does it take
| Car and train jokes
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs. A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket.
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Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you’ll have to wash yourself.