What did the cannibal
| Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal say to the explorer? Nice to meat you!
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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold
| Cat jokes
How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ? He has cat-arrh !
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How do snails get their shells all
| Various animal jokes
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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The surgeon told his patient that woke
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you." "Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."
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Men are like mini skirts.
| Men jokes
Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough.” The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.” She says, “That’s not creative enough.” Finally, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone . . . cheese mine.”