Why did King Kong join the army?
| King Kong jokes
Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.
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An avid duck hunter was in the market for a
| Hunting jokes
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eterna
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Q: How many Clinton White House officials does
| Clinton jokes
Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!
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Did you hear about the idiot who filled
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.
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There are three engineers in a car; an
| Computer jokes
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electr
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Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings.