What did the doctor say to the witch in
| Witch jokes
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.
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A mother and her child were at a wedding.
| Marriage jokes
A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy w
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There's
| Religious jokes
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery wo
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A caller, perplexed that his new desktop
| Computer jokes
A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing, cried out for help. No problem, the IBM technician said. First, open a "window" to launch a specific program. The conversation continued, and th
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Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
| Pig jokes
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!
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Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men twelve bottles of beer each. The scientists observed that 100% of the male test group gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive. No further testing is planned.