Q: What did

What did one centipede say to the other

| Insect jokes

What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....!

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A minister and lawyer were chatting at a

| Political jokes

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" lawyer asked. "Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The othe

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Police officer: And what do you think you

| Police jokes

Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.

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A fellow decides to

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and sta

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Why did the Scottish cannibal

| Cannibal jokes

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

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Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2, dont start anything’