Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards
| Witch jokes
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.
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An old lady was considering buying a
| Various animal jokes
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously. "Oh certainly, ma'am," said the manager smoothly. "After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his
| Pig jokes
Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.
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When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he
| Parent jokes
When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburst, his mother said, "Don't you dare use that kind of language in here." "William Shakespeare did," replied Ben. "Well, you'd better stop going around with him," said Mom.
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When is an aardvark jumpy?
| Aardvark jokes
When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!
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Ever hear the expression “hard drinker” ? Never made much sense to me, drinking’s one of the easiest things in the world to do.