Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry
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Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry
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What do you call a horse that's been all around
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What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!
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A young accountant spends a week at his new
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A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing sheet of paper, reads it, nods his head, looks aroun
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A boy went into the local department
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A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - 'Dogs must be carried on this escalator. The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog.
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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.
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A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, “I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass.” The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn’t even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, “Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?” The man answers, “Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the \r nwindow $500 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar.”