How do you catch King Kong?

What kind of doctor does a duck

| Bird jokes

What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor.

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Customer: Why doesn't your menu list

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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If a fly has no wings

| Answer me this jokes

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

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What's grey but turns red ?

| Elephant jokes

What's grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !

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Why was the skunk angry?

| Various animal jokes

Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!

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How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.