Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest

A guy goes to a girl's house

| Humor jokes

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back i

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When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he

| Marriage jokes

When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. "She took the bed!"

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A guy is dating three women and can't decide

| Marriage jokes

A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money. The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank. The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank. The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one does

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Jill: Have you read the Bible?

| Religious jokes

Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.

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What powerful reptile is found in

| Various animal jokes

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

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Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.