An award should go to the United Airlines gate
| Aviation jokes
An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was canceled. A single ag
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Q. What does a blonde
| Blonde jokes
Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. "Thanks for the refill!"
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Why did Robin Hood steal from the
| Money jokes
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !
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Waiter, I can't seem to
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
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A guy runs out of a Las
| Marriage jokes
A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident." The stranger says, "If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?" The guy replies, "Oh, I've got gambling money."
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A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions. There were two passengers present, a microbiologist and a yeast geneticist. The hijacker gave each one two minutes to explain why they shouldn’t be killed. The microbiologist (who studied bacteria) talked for 1 minute 59 seconds explaining that he studies bacteria, bacteria are model organisms for the study of genetics and physiology etc. etc. and finished with an emotional, bacteria-laden plea which had the hijacker in tears. When he was done, they turned to the yeast geneticist who said, “let me explain to you why yeast genetics is an important discipline…” but he was interrupted by the microbiologist who exclaimed “Shoot me! Shoot me!”