Ill have to report you, sir, said the
| Police jokes
Ill have to report you, sir, said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense, officer," declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes."
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Yo mama so poor
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
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A very tall monster with several arms and
| Monster jokes
A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor. 'So would I, sir,' said the tailor. 'So would I.
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Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How
| Dirty jokes
Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", he said and began to jerk off. "What the hell are you doing that for?" "For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy one, do you ?"
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Q: Why did God
| Religious jokes
Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice.
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