My dance partner dumped me for my best
| Dance jokes
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.
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Isnt the principal a
| School jokes
Isnt the principal a dummy! said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"
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A man decided that he was going to ride a
| Police jokes
A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains justbecame too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corv
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Why do University of
| College jokes
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.
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After being laid off from five
| Business jokes
After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold ten percent of Arnold's wages to pay for the repairs
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What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !