If you didn’t get caught, did you

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a

| Blonde jokes

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

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One day a boy and his father were at the

| Political jokes

One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, "Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?" The father replies without hesitating, "Oh, about ten percent."

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What do you give a sick snake ?

| Snake jokes

What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !

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FIRST MONSTER: I'm going

| Monster jokes

FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends.

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Why was there a bug in the computer?

| Computer jokes

Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

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If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?