How do you drive an accountant completely

Mum, is it true my baby sister came

| Baby jokes

Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.

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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was

| Music jokes

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"

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What did God say after she made Eve?

| Men jokes

What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."

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What's big and grey and protects

| Elephant jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !

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Who Shot JR ?

| Book title jokes

Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.