Mum, is it true my baby sister came
| Baby jokes
Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.
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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was
| Music jokes
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
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What did God say after she made Eve?
| Men jokes
What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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What's big and grey and protects
| Elephant jokes
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.