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How do you eat a DNA

| Biologist jokes

How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Offic

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Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?

| Dog jokes

Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of breath!

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the

| School jokes

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing u

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