Why did the vampire stand
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
| Marriage jokes
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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What's the definition of an
| Accountant jokes
What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
| Dirty jokes
Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.
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On his way out of
| Marriage jokes
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the pastor. "In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollar
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What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!