Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.
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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
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Men are like copiers.
| Men jokes
Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
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When can you count on a hamburger in an
| Burger jokes
When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!
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I can't understand why people say my
| Beauty jokes
I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match.
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What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf? A paredvark!