A son is
| College jokes
A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: That's great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!
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This
| Computer jokes
This little computer, said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two."
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What happened when the girl dressed as a
| Halloween jokes
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
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A person went into the
| Blonde jokes
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the ins
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One time Father Christmas lost his
| Christmas jokes
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!