How can you tell an Italian witch
| Witch jokes
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !
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What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who
| Burger jokes
What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
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The manager of a large city
| Zoo jokes
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience." He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mon
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Three men stood before a judge on a charge of
| Humor jokes
Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond. Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too." Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, we
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How do you confuse an idiot?
| Idiot and fool jokes
How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.
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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!