First witch: My beauty

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First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.

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I told you not to let those pigs In my office.

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I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what’s happened. They’ve eaten all the dates off my calendar!

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

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Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!

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What South American dance do cows like to do?

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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a

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Where do ants go for their holidays ?

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Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !

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How do you know when you are in bed

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !

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Did you hear about the Irish monster who went

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Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?

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What food is good for the brain?

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What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.

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On the way to

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On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. ‘Be still, my heart,’ thought my friend, ‘my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke to the instrument: “Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order?”

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.

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