What do you get if King Kong sits on your
| King Kong jokes
What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.
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What did the dog take when he was run down?
| Dog jokes
What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.
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QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take
| Idiot and fool jokes
QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
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A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank,
| Criminal jokes
A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Don't you mean a stick up?" asked the girl. "No," said the robber, "it's a muckup. I've forgotten my gun."
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