Category Archives: Yo momma jokes

yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.